Keeping It Real With Zulma, The Swearing Therapist Podcast
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If you are a highly disciplined adult dealing with anxiety, depression, or trauma, and you are ready to feel better… we will hit the ground running. You have spent enough time surviving, now it is your time to start living, with intention, clarity, and peace.
You might be exhausted from keeping it all together, showing up for everyone else while quietly falling apart inside. Maybe you are tired of pretending you are fine when you are not, or of carrying the weight of expectations, responsibilities, and old wounds that never seem to fully heal. You have done the hard work in every other area of your life, but now it is time to do the inner work, the kind that helps you breathe again, find peace in your mind, and reconnect with who you really are beneath the pressure and pain.
My approach is direct, no-nonsense, and focused on helping you cut through the bullshit that has been holding you back. I am authentic, unapologetic, and I swear a lot. I believe honesty and real connection create the space where true healing begins.
If you are ready to do the work and reclaim your life, I will stand by you with honesty, compassion, and unwavering belief in your strength. Together, we will face what has been holding you back and turn pain into purpose. This is your time to stop merely surviving and start truly living a life that feels peaceful, authentic, and entirely your own. I am ready to walk with you every step of the way.
Why Dragonfly?
The dragonfly’s scurrying flight across water represents the courage to go beyond what is on the surface and explore the deeper layers of life. Beneath the calm exterior, real transformation begins: quietly, powerfully, and with intention. The dragonfly invites us to see through illusion, to face our truth, and to embrace change as a natural part of healing.
The dragonfly hovers effortlessly, then darts with purpose. True strength lies in knowing when to pause and when to act. Its movement is deliberate yet graceful, a reminder that growth does not come from constant motion, but from balance, awareness, and trust in your own rhythm.
Dragonflies are a symbol of resilience and renewal, a reminder that even after seasons of darkness, lightness and clarity always return.
Keeping It Real With Zulma, The Swearing Therapist Podcast
On my podcast, I keep it raw and real. I share my own life experiences, talk openly about mental health, and break down tough topics into practical tips you can use to navigate everyday life. My authenticity shows up in my unfiltered language: sometimes a well-placed swear word says it best. It does not get more real than this.
This space is about truth, growth, and the real work it takes to heal. It is where vulnerability meets strength, where we laugh, cry, and get honest about what healing really looks like: not the politically correct version, but the human one. My goal is to remind you that you are not broken, you are becoming, and that even in the chaos, there is always room for humor, grace, and hope.
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My online booking system makes it easy to find a time that works for you. All sessions are held via teletherapy, so you can connect from the comfort of your own space: no traffic, no rushing, no added stress.
Life gets busy, and therapy should not be one more thing that feels hard to fit in. I make it simple, flexible, and focused entirely on you.